if the bees are in the trap then who is pollinating the flowers

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souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

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zedrin-maybe:

This comment wins

zedrin-maybe:

This comment wins

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virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

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vanillish:

Levels


suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

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notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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zedrin-maybe:

This comment wins

zedrin-maybe:

This comment wins

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